Simple question Pat: in a one-on-one single elimination fight to the death tournament, which breakfast cereal mascot would win? Pat: Uncl...

I don’t know about you Pat, but I plan on never getting arrested and then executed on death row. It’s one of the items on my empty bucket ...

Well... my penis is no longer a baby making war machine. That’s right, I got a vasectomy. And not just a pretend one. A real one. And as a ...